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This morning I was moving a bit too fast in the kitchen and slopped hot bacon grease over my thumb joint and halfway up my arm.
Um, burns hurt. Bad.
After a trip to the doctor I learned that I have a second-degree burn over 2-3% of my body, which means that (a) I am on painkillers that make me loopy, (b) I have a blue bandage over my right hand and arm, and (c) I have to go back tomorrow to see exactly how bad it is.
Once it was cleaned and properly wrapped, the pain lessened a bit, and as you are now observing, I am still able to type. :-D
God's timing is perfect as ever, since my mom is here this week and was able to stay with the kids while David drove me to the doctor.